Wednesday, December 15, 2010

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

What Is The Number For Durabrand

One of the eggs

This egg of Uribe is seeking a new destination. I like going to Chile, his homeland.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Carbon Monoxide From Oven

Uribe Colombia suffers from narcolepsy, also

over a month ago, the journalist (a profession in the dictionary is synonymous with suicide Colombia) Hollman Morris posted on his Twitter account a phrase that inspired this post and that would disturb any healthy person: "Colombia will not sleep the day they learned how many of the missing are children" . This statement arose over the killing of three children Tame at the hands of an army officer who raped a girl and then killed, along with his brothers also minors. Among the three children, had no additive or even the age of the Christ who is invoked in Colombian homes every night before bed.

Unfortunately, what seems to ignore is that Colombia Hollman, and suffer diseases such as Alzheimer's the and schizophrenia, it is also beset by severe bouts of narcolepsy, a disease, says the Internet, the "irresistible tendency to sleep presented as acute crisis." In other words, narcolepsy causes a moment's sleep is so deep hold of who suffers in this case, Colombia.

Acts as happened to these children, which involved the guardians of national security, a healthy country would not stick the eye until at least the father of the dead children, thanks to course of justice, has the illusion of one day being able to sleep knowing the truth of the crime and punishment to the guilty, but given that, what this country is dying old man suffering from various ailments, it is almost impossible not to fall asleep.

And if the insomnia starts to attack, there are several appropriate stimuli for sleep. For example, close your eyes to the lulling voice of beauty queens that can be very inspiring dreams and even ensure monarchies and magical realms. Also, to live more asleep than awake, a good dose of romance protagonists and the resulting scandals ensure that you can dream of a world of perfect bodies and multiple appearances on the small screen, and why not also on the big screen ; the end of the dream world everything is possible. Not be ruled sleepiness is achieved after a good Pola, either embedded or drink television.

The placidity of sleep, garnished with the automatic holiday cheer, is the ideal time to make a happier world through donations in supermarkets for the military, the same as a passing nightmare appeared as hangman Tame or Soacha or all those places so far do not exist if not for some constant gossips who talk about more abuses and violations. Like any nightmare, it is best to overcome forgetfulness and the illusion of new and better dreams.

While there are some mothers in Soacha, a father in Tame and do not know how many more will never go back to sleep, the rest the country, "Contravía" with what he says Hollman Morris, sleeps peacefully through the national narcolepsy, or simply because powerful sleeping pills, such as referendums sign of life sentences, making Facebook groups, donate 10 pesos to the returns market or discuss the authenticity of the protagonists of the novel, will ensure a perfect sleep.

And to continue sleeping here telling one of the many sleepless . Sweet dreams ...

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Penis Girth As Big As Toilet Roll

Ceditros J-ode to the district office diminutive



Now I'm back to Blogger, where for the moment the only one who writes me, I begin talking about Cedritos (talking about me), the neighborhood that I had to suffer and enjoy most of my life that has defined my daily experience in this city, whose sky and whose characteristic is any common carriers are even more dangerous than the council.


To begin, in the last few days I thought that any neighborhood that has a diminutive name can only accommodate small things and not worth further consideration, what different sounds mean Santa Helena Santa Helena, or little desire to give to visit a neighborhood called The Fragüita. Same thing happens to Cedritos, not satisfied with being the Cedar, but had to pluralize and reduce their own name.


This piece of land is becoming increasingly overpopulated began, like many other sectors of the periphery of Bogota, with a quiet haven for city dwellers saturated, donkeys and chickens, with some clusters of houses and many fields, with routes uncovered and few inhabitants, but the growth of a city that plays fast and effectively to the swine flu, made the peaceful area, at any moment, became the northern paradise that many citizens and, of course, peddlers working wanted to reach. As expected, the city was tinting gray for a while it was green and ended up looking more cherished paradise hell, or in this case a "little hell."


Thanks to the stubborn desire of many to inhabit every square millimeter of this neighborhood, street 140, Cedritos main traffic artery, an artery of the vice president appears Angelino Garzón, congested and stuffy. This mini avenue, coinciding with the name of the neighborhood around it, is made in short but has a similar traffic to Google, especially on Saturdays. If the trip is definitely inevitable, find it all kind of purchases that make the diminutive neighborhood in a perfect breeding ground for the thief or the little thief, usually of little consequence but of great activity, especially in Bogota Samuelalcalde.


cedriteña population reproduction is characterized by more than a Chinese rice (although a coma for hours, a box of this delicacy seudooriental never decreases its contents), otherwise it would be impossible to explain the amount of kindergartens that have taken over the sector. But to compete with the gardens, hairdressers have started a relentless race to establish a store in each of the blocks Ceditros, and could say without fear of contradiction, you can find a hairdresser and a preschool block cedriteña.


In the exercise of recollection, observation and research to make this text, I found Cedritos equivalent exists in the tower of Pisa, known as the Leaning Tower Cedritos " of course I was not able to verify their existence and I hope I never run into this "leaning turrets" in order to maintain sanity.


However, Cedritos is part of my DNA, is a brand (or tare) is not likely I erased, such as Colombian or Xaverian, so consider more than necessary to remove this so that the unwary reader knows at once who you are getting and the way to the network have a corner "diminutive" in which there is a hint of what living in these parts.