Wednesday, February 9, 2011

What Can Cause Itching In The Office

In Andrew, spending the month and seeing how bad it is for today

Led by one of those unavoidable commitments and the ever present risk of being branded antisocial hermit if they accept the invitation to a party, returned after several years unfortunately for me, the coveted, prestigious and popular "rumbiadero-restaurant-bar-cabinet-legitimizing" Andrés Carne de res.

a teenager was not necessary to set foot for the first time the sanctuary of scrap and Colombia to keep you repulsion, God knows why, but that unjustified antipathy was becoming a host of reasons when, for the inertia group, I ended up stuck there at the end of the period of school and starting college. It was then I realized that walking seeking approval of a ragamuffin of 2 meters, which defines who gets in and who is not the place to which the same ragamuffin, if not never get used, was the most blatant example of careerism . Added to this, to have the endorsement of the entry slicked peliparado the consumable part of the cover barely half I reached for a beer that cost as anywhere else, less "art", I reach for excessive drunkenness.

Despite this bias, the weekend was back there with eyes peeled to find handle each of the reasons I had for not wanting to step on that place and taking careful note to write this relief, and would not follow the advice that a good friend gave me when he knew he was going to that place, "inmólese."

Andrew decoration (plain, and the 93 park told "the park" at the end of the day seem to be the only ones) invariably remains a hint of transgression of the cheapest, such that grandparents as psychedelia called "this place is all psychedelic" with plates glued to the roof, gas caps taped to the wall, and possibly in the coming days a toilet next to the tables and things like that crazy.

And to match the decor, shabby Andrés prefer to hire students who will not quarrel with the look of the customers. These servers are professional and seem tuteadores recruited from any faculty of arts or design, of course if they were as customers, the input jacketed, scrutinizing every customer with x-ray vision, neither would leave to enter.

Those who do have free are those who hold the title of assistant manager or manager, if possible with cardboard engineering, and calls himself among his friends, "Perez engineer" or recochero tone, "ingeniebrio" also fit other professionals who are worthy of a nickname doctor, even among his own friends: "ole doctor ". But the key to these details become obvious is to go with tight jeans, to keep within it the end of a shirt bearing the chest an animal, either a horse, an eagle or a lizard. It is very important very short hair, with sideburns that reach the middle ear, so that any tape Colombian hats or crowns that kings titled as rumba prevent shine.

Once the dancing begins to the sound of reggaeton or any tropipop the time, avoiding the sad caravan of actors playing boisterous drunks even sadder, engineers animal shirt are accompanied by the entire community of the pre-rumba elderly. All of them, showing his character suspiciously party animal and jubilant mood, do not hesitate to show off their traditional dance moves club Lucho Bermudez Orchestra, but in this case applied to the music of Daddy Yankee, Mauricio stick water or unbearable Pa-Pan American.

The highlight of the festival comes as the formless mass, shed the usual disgust and full rubbing whiskey sweats or spirit, hear meneíto the Aserejé or the macarena. It is then that as robots, despite a drunken bear that renders them useless even to walk, take up the sanity and activating the chip choreographic move in unison as if his life was destined to make some of these dances. Likewise, at the start of Silvestre Dangond Vallenato, the cultural traditions of groping seize the hipermachos That being justified by the alcohol, give vent to any cultural tradition.

tropipop A mixture of alcohol, reggaeton, shirts with animals on the chest, sad actors, scrap resignified, Colombian hat and stock, is ideal for passions emerge that begin with a coy smile and raised eyebrow to end with a smile and eyebrow expanded violently broken, the fact described here and performed by the Colombians, especially those of rather ideal age to attend the most famous of Colombia: Andres Carne de res.