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that killed more elusive guerrilla chief dancer , that a prosecutor rezandero lengüisopa and dismissed the senator who takes pictures with the sweaty beret Ivan Marquez and speaks ill of the country to a group of Europeans who secretly wondering where the hell is Columbia?; that in Venezuela the commander, with his sweatshirt tricolor, celebrates victory in the elections, while their opponents also make their own conclusion, that the other neighbor's president, blinded by tear gas, shouting "I'd rather be dead to be killed," and so an endless wealth of daily news comes to the ears of ordinary citizens.

While one of the things most desired by many is useless to make judgments about each topic dis-inform the media, is only one truth: despite the world falling apart and tomato and celeriac chonto rise in price, the ordinary citizen must invariably follow their routine soap opera 8 and Sunday tee position.

Part of this routine is to ride in bus, a feat for which, particularly to the citizens, should give us five extra days of pay each month. Beyond adorable carrier class and its merits, leaving aside the fact that we must deal with drug addicts converted to Christianity and other tricksters , besides having to suffer through radio early-morning , now worth about passengers.

With years of experience as a lion in the contest for the hostile world of the minivan, I could classify some of the other inhabitants of the dark and wild ecosystems and busetero: Gordo

motor deficit: It is that character who, thanks its obvious overweight in transit through the already narrow corridor of the bus, can not make a clear path without entering continuous shoving other passengers, and be seated. If other passengers are unemployed and have not developed sufficient skill to the greasy grip rod, it is likely that after the passage of fat, are overwhelmed and end up lying on the lap of a passenger who is sitting against a window or stamped. If you are sitting next to a fat, be sure to open the window to remove the head and not suffocated. Clerk

Encarta: This category includes office workers (always women), ignoring the dynamics of the minivan, try to take a trip in rush hour with a purse over his shoulder, a folder in hand, umbrella, hopefully draining , and loncherita a luncheon where they are almost always seems freshly prepared by the aroma of onions and expels heat from. Its location in the minivan is very complicated because if they stop is required someone else will take its attachments or otherwise end up walking all the way down the corridor at your own pace slowed and pulled it impossible to hold this only if you are lucky not to be stamped from the room next to the driver where you put the coins.

Elder Dwarf: At a height not exceeding 1.5 meters, women, seniors, or close to it, in a shrill voice to those provided by the driver must claim for lack of $ 100 of passage, are characterized by staring intently talks or just outside the passenger is in the office next door. When he realizes the gaze, the woman avoids the exchange of glances and makes a misunderstanding, only for a few seconds because the time repeats the routine. When lowered, it is critical that someone is in last place, as the old dwarf never reaches the bell to announce the stop and you should always ask for help.

Avatar: Avatar Understood that character that is larger than 1.8 m (height in Colombia and is defined as a giant), this character will always be tight on a bus. If you have standing to do everything possible to suppress her neck and her head hit the trunk so that it can fit, however, to hold the rod above your elbows are bent and therefore above the face of the passenger side. If you sit, the force will have to cut her femur to fit your legs in the confined space of the seat, otherwise, since the front passenger will have to endure a tour dominated by the knees in the back. Old

disabled: Although the most appropriate means of transport for a character like this would be an ambulance, the precarious social security of our country compels these elderly dying to address these vehicles that ever closer to death. With a leg full of nails, with newly operated hip or 15 points to the navel, the disabled old must ride in bus to go to mediocre appointments. Bonustrack

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exhausted: Those characters in jeans and hair tube stuck to the side to believe that their daily routine and stress of a quiz is so debilitating as to be unable to endure standing in a Transmilenio, so decided to sit on the joint space of the buses, generating an agglomeration optimal doors for the thriving business of stealing phones.

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Julitonomecuelgues powerful authorization, yesterday reported a woman a "gentleman" (as they say the motto of the college of priests who attended the character) that airs the Joker decided that the best way to expel the Colombian overdose of alcohol and accumulated overnight in DC Andrés was cutting face of anyone who dared to deprive the unique privilege of tasting a pie ... not just any pie, but the last of the day made by the great Andrew.

are not needed more than half a brain to know that a site like this can find the unexpected dangers of this country, for only in this temple of Colombian "Colombia's right," the well-dressed and lender who do leave to enter as exclusive Instead, feeling at home can exploit like breaking bottles of brandy and show all their flavor and furious pace of Mauritius and stick with water, if not it is a subtle or blatant thief tie. Following the withdrawal

radial and common fact that unfortunately, repeated day after day in the canteen and other Andreses of Colombia, after a routine weekend car washes in flip flops, tropical alicoramientos ranchers and Sunday Mass morally authoritative citizenship became visible on the internet, the space these days is the ideal arena for justice absent in our country only works for university simpletons who threaten others simpletons but children of university president.

did not wait then all dealers and activists to condemn facebookers that expert in fire fights with broken bottle to threaten a life, certainly in our country is worth less than a pie, not just for pies Andrew, because those are too expensive.

Without justifying the perpetrator of such refined technique aguardientero cutting and, of course, without underestimating the seriousness of the act, it is worthwhile to demonstrate the new inquisition which it has thrived on the Internet led by a group of citizens who react angrily judges (only indignation against some promoted by Julito or Vicky) motivated apparently for the simple pleasure of being part of an outraged conscience that appears only in certain situations and thus makes them better people.

not surprising that in a country with so many violent deaths as holes in the streets Bogota, only cases such as "fortified cutter," the driver jurist (lawyer who killed one person driving drunk) or " angry husband "(that barranquillero who killed his wife; be here a special mention to coverage of El Heraldo, which already has us seeing splattered blood and yellow) are aroused massive public concern.

Then Facebook, as well a suitable mechanism for narcissism and voyeurism, an inquisition rigged to convict criminals who meet certain common characteristics among themselves and harm certain people, then, on the contrary, some others do not deserve the attention of Julito or Vicky and So do not coalesce or two Christians in the much sought after popular groups of the network.

is not that these allegations are not important, they are wondering about the role of the Colombian facebookers well, one who is outraged by what is shocked julitonomecuelgues, the same who decides to enter the Facebook group condemning criminals but not others, the same gear that calls for some victims but not others and is always attentive to be an inquisitive consciousness that only calls for sentences, more sentences and, if necessary castration or the death penalty, while its digital trials useless feel good about yourself accompanied by an angry mob that also want to feel good and to "country", country silly.