that killed more elusive guerrilla chief dancer , that a prosecutor rezandero lengüisopa and dismissed the senator who takes pictures with the sweaty beret Ivan Marquez and speaks ill of the country to a group of Europeans who secretly wondering where the hell is Columbia?; that in Venezuela the commander, with his sweatshirt tricolor, celebrates victory in the elections, while their opponents also make their own conclusion, that the other neighbor's president, blinded by tear gas, shouting "I'd rather be dead to be killed," and so an endless wealth of daily news comes to the ears of ordinary citizens.
While one of the things most desired by many is useless to make judgments about each topic dis-inform the media, is only one truth: despite the world falling apart and tomato and celeriac chonto rise in price, the ordinary citizen must invariably follow their routine soap opera 8 and Sunday tee position.
Part of this routine is to ride in bus, a feat for which, particularly to the citizens, should give us five extra days of pay each month. Beyond adorable carrier class and its merits, leaving aside the fact that we must deal with drug addicts converted to Christianity and other tricksters , besides having to suffer through radio early-morning , now worth about passengers.
With years of experience as a lion in the contest for the hostile world of the minivan, I could classify some of the other inhabitants of the dark and wild ecosystems and busetero: Gordo
motor deficit: It is that character who, thanks its obvious overweight in transit through the already narrow corridor of the bus, can not make a clear path without entering continuous shoving other passengers, and be seated. If other passengers are unemployed and have not developed sufficient skill to the greasy grip rod, it is likely that after the passage of fat, are overwhelmed and end up lying on the lap of a passenger who is sitting against a window or stamped. If you are sitting next to a fat, be sure to open the window to remove the head and not suffocated. Clerk
Encarta: This category includes office workers (always women), ignoring the dynamics of the minivan, try to take a trip in rush hour with a purse over his shoulder, a folder in hand, umbrella, hopefully draining , and loncherita a luncheon where they are almost always seems freshly prepared by the aroma of onions and expels heat from. Its location in the minivan is very complicated because if they stop is required someone else will take its attachments or otherwise end up walking all the way down the corridor at your own pace slowed and pulled it impossible to hold this only if you are lucky not to be stamped from the room next to the driver where you put the coins.
Elder Dwarf: At a height not exceeding 1.5 meters, women, seniors, or close to it, in a shrill voice to those provided by the driver must claim for lack of $ 100 of passage, are characterized by staring intently talks or just outside the passenger is in the office next door. When he realizes the gaze, the woman avoids the exchange of glances and makes a misunderstanding, only for a few seconds because the time repeats the routine. When lowered, it is critical that someone is in last place, as the old dwarf never reaches the bell to announce the stop and you should always ask for help.
Avatar: Avatar Understood that character that is larger than 1.8 m (height in Colombia and is defined as a giant), this character will always be tight on a bus. If you have standing to do everything possible to suppress her neck and her head hit the trunk so that it can fit, however, to hold the rod above your elbows are bent and therefore above the face of the passenger side. If you sit, the force will have to cut her femur to fit your legs in the confined space of the seat, otherwise, since the front passenger will have to endure a tour dominated by the knees in the back. Old
disabled: Although the most appropriate means of transport for a character like this would be an ambulance, the precarious social security of our country compels these elderly dying to address these vehicles that ever closer to death. With a leg full of nails, with newly operated hip or 15 points to the navel, the disabled old must ride in bus to go to mediocre appointments. Bonustrack
University
exhausted: Those characters in jeans and hair tube stuck to the side to believe that their daily routine and stress of a quiz is so debilitating as to be unable to endure standing in a Transmilenio, so decided to sit on the joint space of the buses, generating an agglomeration optimal doors for the thriving business of stealing phones.
ratings If you know more, feel free to do their part to nurture this list.
While one of the things most desired by many is useless to make judgments about each topic dis-inform the media, is only one truth: despite the world falling apart and tomato and celeriac chonto rise in price, the ordinary citizen must invariably follow their routine soap opera 8 and Sunday tee position.
Part of this routine is to ride in bus, a feat for which, particularly to the citizens, should give us five extra days of pay each month. Beyond adorable carrier class and its merits, leaving aside the fact that we must deal with drug addicts converted to Christianity and other tricksters , besides having to suffer through radio early-morning , now worth about passengers.
With years of experience as a lion in the contest for the hostile world of the minivan, I could classify some of the other inhabitants of the dark and wild ecosystems and busetero: Gordo
motor deficit: It is that character who, thanks its obvious overweight in transit through the already narrow corridor of the bus, can not make a clear path without entering continuous shoving other passengers, and be seated. If other passengers are unemployed and have not developed sufficient skill to the greasy grip rod, it is likely that after the passage of fat, are overwhelmed and end up lying on the lap of a passenger who is sitting against a window or stamped. If you are sitting next to a fat, be sure to open the window to remove the head and not suffocated. Clerk
Encarta: This category includes office workers (always women), ignoring the dynamics of the minivan, try to take a trip in rush hour with a purse over his shoulder, a folder in hand, umbrella, hopefully draining , and loncherita a luncheon where they are almost always seems freshly prepared by the aroma of onions and expels heat from. Its location in the minivan is very complicated because if they stop is required someone else will take its attachments or otherwise end up walking all the way down the corridor at your own pace slowed and pulled it impossible to hold this only if you are lucky not to be stamped from the room next to the driver where you put the coins.
Elder Dwarf: At a height not exceeding 1.5 meters, women, seniors, or close to it, in a shrill voice to those provided by the driver must claim for lack of $ 100 of passage, are characterized by staring intently talks or just outside the passenger is in the office next door. When he realizes the gaze, the woman avoids the exchange of glances and makes a misunderstanding, only for a few seconds because the time repeats the routine. When lowered, it is critical that someone is in last place, as the old dwarf never reaches the bell to announce the stop and you should always ask for help.
Avatar: Avatar Understood that character that is larger than 1.8 m (height in Colombia and is defined as a giant), this character will always be tight on a bus. If you have standing to do everything possible to suppress her neck and her head hit the trunk so that it can fit, however, to hold the rod above your elbows are bent and therefore above the face of the passenger side. If you sit, the force will have to cut her femur to fit your legs in the confined space of the seat, otherwise, since the front passenger will have to endure a tour dominated by the knees in the back. Old
disabled: Although the most appropriate means of transport for a character like this would be an ambulance, the precarious social security of our country compels these elderly dying to address these vehicles that ever closer to death. With a leg full of nails, with newly operated hip or 15 points to the navel, the disabled old must ride in bus to go to mediocre appointments. Bonustrack
University
exhausted: Those characters in jeans and hair tube stuck to the side to believe that their daily routine and stress of a quiz is so debilitating as to be unable to endure standing in a Transmilenio, so decided to sit on the joint space of the buses, generating an agglomeration optimal doors for the thriving business of stealing phones.
ratings If you know more, feel free to do their part to nurture this list.
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