Wednesday, November 24, 2010

What Is The Number For Durabrand

One of the eggs

This egg of Uribe is seeking a new destination. I like going to Chile, his homeland.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Carbon Monoxide From Oven

Uribe Colombia suffers from narcolepsy, also

over a month ago, the journalist (a profession in the dictionary is synonymous with suicide Colombia) Hollman Morris posted on his Twitter account a phrase that inspired this post and that would disturb any healthy person: "Colombia will not sleep the day they learned how many of the missing are children" . This statement arose over the killing of three children Tame at the hands of an army officer who raped a girl and then killed, along with his brothers also minors. Among the three children, had no additive or even the age of the Christ who is invoked in Colombian homes every night before bed.

Unfortunately, what seems to ignore is that Colombia Hollman, and suffer diseases such as Alzheimer's the and schizophrenia, it is also beset by severe bouts of narcolepsy, a disease, says the Internet, the "irresistible tendency to sleep presented as acute crisis." In other words, narcolepsy causes a moment's sleep is so deep hold of who suffers in this case, Colombia.

Acts as happened to these children, which involved the guardians of national security, a healthy country would not stick the eye until at least the father of the dead children, thanks to course of justice, has the illusion of one day being able to sleep knowing the truth of the crime and punishment to the guilty, but given that, what this country is dying old man suffering from various ailments, it is almost impossible not to fall asleep.

And if the insomnia starts to attack, there are several appropriate stimuli for sleep. For example, close your eyes to the lulling voice of beauty queens that can be very inspiring dreams and even ensure monarchies and magical realms. Also, to live more asleep than awake, a good dose of romance protagonists and the resulting scandals ensure that you can dream of a world of perfect bodies and multiple appearances on the small screen, and why not also on the big screen ; the end of the dream world everything is possible. Not be ruled sleepiness is achieved after a good Pola, either embedded or drink television.

The placidity of sleep, garnished with the automatic holiday cheer, is the ideal time to make a happier world through donations in supermarkets for the military, the same as a passing nightmare appeared as hangman Tame or Soacha or all those places so far do not exist if not for some constant gossips who talk about more abuses and violations. Like any nightmare, it is best to overcome forgetfulness and the illusion of new and better dreams.

While there are some mothers in Soacha, a father in Tame and do not know how many more will never go back to sleep, the rest the country, "Contravía" with what he says Hollman Morris, sleeps peacefully through the national narcolepsy, or simply because powerful sleeping pills, such as referendums sign of life sentences, making Facebook groups, donate 10 pesos to the returns market or discuss the authenticity of the protagonists of the novel, will ensure a perfect sleep.

And to continue sleeping here telling one of the many sleepless . Sweet dreams ...

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Penis Girth As Big As Toilet Roll

Ceditros J-ode to the district office diminutive



Now I'm back to Blogger, where for the moment the only one who writes me, I begin talking about Cedritos (talking about me), the neighborhood that I had to suffer and enjoy most of my life that has defined my daily experience in this city, whose sky and whose characteristic is any common carriers are even more dangerous than the council.


To begin, in the last few days I thought that any neighborhood that has a diminutive name can only accommodate small things and not worth further consideration, what different sounds mean Santa Helena Santa Helena, or little desire to give to visit a neighborhood called The Fragüita. Same thing happens to Cedritos, not satisfied with being the Cedar, but had to pluralize and reduce their own name.


This piece of land is becoming increasingly overpopulated began, like many other sectors of the periphery of Bogota, with a quiet haven for city dwellers saturated, donkeys and chickens, with some clusters of houses and many fields, with routes uncovered and few inhabitants, but the growth of a city that plays fast and effectively to the swine flu, made the peaceful area, at any moment, became the northern paradise that many citizens and, of course, peddlers working wanted to reach. As expected, the city was tinting gray for a while it was green and ended up looking more cherished paradise hell, or in this case a "little hell."


Thanks to the stubborn desire of many to inhabit every square millimeter of this neighborhood, street 140, Cedritos main traffic artery, an artery of the vice president appears Angelino Garzón, congested and stuffy. This mini avenue, coinciding with the name of the neighborhood around it, is made in short but has a similar traffic to Google, especially on Saturdays. If the trip is definitely inevitable, find it all kind of purchases that make the diminutive neighborhood in a perfect breeding ground for the thief or the little thief, usually of little consequence but of great activity, especially in Bogota Samuelalcalde.


cedriteña population reproduction is characterized by more than a Chinese rice (although a coma for hours, a box of this delicacy seudooriental never decreases its contents), otherwise it would be impossible to explain the amount of kindergartens that have taken over the sector. But to compete with the gardens, hairdressers have started a relentless race to establish a store in each of the blocks Ceditros, and could say without fear of contradiction, you can find a hairdresser and a preschool block cedriteña.


In the exercise of recollection, observation and research to make this text, I found Cedritos equivalent exists in the tower of Pisa, known as the Leaning Tower Cedritos " of course I was not able to verify their existence and I hope I never run into this "leaning turrets" in order to maintain sanity.


However, Cedritos is part of my DNA, is a brand (or tare) is not likely I erased, such as Colombian or Xaverian, so consider more than necessary to remove this so that the unwary reader knows at once who you are getting and the way to the network have a corner "diminutive" in which there is a hint of what living in these parts.

Ulcerative Colitisendometriosis

Cars that are parked on sidewalks

is something I can not understand, it's more laps.

Until recently I lived on this block

usually in neighborhoods that are long around the center, just a few blocks of the same, the sidewalks are busy by people who park cars in front of his door, to your home or business, side by side blocking the path, you should use the pedestrian to walk safely. And runs pretty dangerous when you try crossing the street. And then we complain over pedestrians who walk the streets.

In front of the municipal pound
municipal pound Waterfront
municipal pound Waterfront

Providers given the choice, instead of double-parked, parked huge trucks for loading and unloading of goods. Even a few minutes, forcing pedestrians to go down to the street, or making it too dangerous to cross mid-block when faced with terrible obstacle in the path.

obstructing the sidewalk
School transport parked on the sidewalk of a garden

Garages or car washes, living it, but there are laws being violated. Service stations, although painted crosswalks, when absolutely redundant paint "crosswalks" in places that are for pedestrians, and those who walk by, they must dodge cars with drivers waiting for refueling.

6 cars in 2 blocks
front of the municipal pound

Even in distant neighborhoods and dirt roads , besides not being defined, drivers leave their cars on the narrow sidewalks, no space for residents moving in comfort even to go to buy bread. And speaking of neighborhoods "good." And speaking of expensive cars and new. I speak of knowledgeable people who can read and interpret traffic law, but seems to lack common sense. Education. Respect for the other, a mother with children, by children walking to school alone, for people with difficulty getting around.

neighborhood near downtown
dirt road without sidewalks

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Master Bathroom Walkin Shower Ideas

Change

In December 2007, with short hairs in the nose and eyebrows, but just as foolish and ignorant now, thanks to a generous invitation from my friend Thorik, undertook with excitement the removal of my old blog "from 2006 - the most visited portal in Colombia: eltiempo.com. I set aside Blogger alone in that space to sneak like a good frog pocket unfortunately for me I could not be in real life, the page you good Colombians you get your faith to fill in information, duties and color their heads .

The experience was very revealing, mainly by the amount in some cases, especially for the quality of comments received for each entry, simply what they did was confirm what is said in each and So wake up a miserable, bitter but genuine laughter in me. That was how I graduated from "Mamerto", "uribestia", "stateless" "Gross", "roller", "tripe" " shopping fan of King," "son of a bitch" (with the most innovative forms of writing to avoid being censored by the system) and other appellations of immeasurable creativity, would not get to name entirely.

However, despite sometimes receiving a number of comments that probably never will get on this blog, I decided it would not continue as the operations center Eltiempo.com blog, by a aside for the new design which is already irretrievably lost old visibility (Main reason for being there) and my squeaky natural grayish color with the youth of this new "Time."

On the other hand, was an irreparable damage to my sense of security and self-confidence, not being able to rub elbows with neighbors before, which I nurtured it and probably will continue to nourish me from the "distance" to fill this new blog. This I say because the new design eltiempo.com, no longer be next to calumnistas as Jose Obdulio, Fernando Londoño, Poncho Renteria, Plinio Mendoza Apuleius (¿?). Paulo Coelho

The above reasons brought me back to my old and humble Blogger, where I had to remove the cobwebs, open curtains, painted the sign and fill in the old blog entries eltiempo.com, only to be noticed that in our country in 3 years, nothing happens, or rather, it happens a lot, but always the same, with new characters or old recharged. I look forward to leaving here a witness that many things happen in these parts, but almost always the same, making this country loop endless.

eltiempo.com 's blog is likely to continue with another name and with the ever sharp appreciation of its original owner, Thorik. Perhaps I made some contributions to this, but my new office will be here in www.in-version.blogspot.com where to taste, if you leave a document at the entrance, they serve (for 8 to 12 and from 2 to 5) and Helena is pleased to offer the burnt red glass of water or rigor.