Wednesday, November 17, 2010

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Ceditros J-ode to the district office diminutive



Now I'm back to Blogger, where for the moment the only one who writes me, I begin talking about Cedritos (talking about me), the neighborhood that I had to suffer and enjoy most of my life that has defined my daily experience in this city, whose sky and whose characteristic is any common carriers are even more dangerous than the council.


To begin, in the last few days I thought that any neighborhood that has a diminutive name can only accommodate small things and not worth further consideration, what different sounds mean Santa Helena Santa Helena, or little desire to give to visit a neighborhood called The Fragüita. Same thing happens to Cedritos, not satisfied with being the Cedar, but had to pluralize and reduce their own name.


This piece of land is becoming increasingly overpopulated began, like many other sectors of the periphery of Bogota, with a quiet haven for city dwellers saturated, donkeys and chickens, with some clusters of houses and many fields, with routes uncovered and few inhabitants, but the growth of a city that plays fast and effectively to the swine flu, made the peaceful area, at any moment, became the northern paradise that many citizens and, of course, peddlers working wanted to reach. As expected, the city was tinting gray for a while it was green and ended up looking more cherished paradise hell, or in this case a "little hell."


Thanks to the stubborn desire of many to inhabit every square millimeter of this neighborhood, street 140, Cedritos main traffic artery, an artery of the vice president appears Angelino Garzón, congested and stuffy. This mini avenue, coinciding with the name of the neighborhood around it, is made in short but has a similar traffic to Google, especially on Saturdays. If the trip is definitely inevitable, find it all kind of purchases that make the diminutive neighborhood in a perfect breeding ground for the thief or the little thief, usually of little consequence but of great activity, especially in Bogota Samuelalcalde.


cedriteña population reproduction is characterized by more than a Chinese rice (although a coma for hours, a box of this delicacy seudooriental never decreases its contents), otherwise it would be impossible to explain the amount of kindergartens that have taken over the sector. But to compete with the gardens, hairdressers have started a relentless race to establish a store in each of the blocks Ceditros, and could say without fear of contradiction, you can find a hairdresser and a preschool block cedriteña.


In the exercise of recollection, observation and research to make this text, I found Cedritos equivalent exists in the tower of Pisa, known as the Leaning Tower Cedritos " of course I was not able to verify their existence and I hope I never run into this "leaning turrets" in order to maintain sanity.


However, Cedritos is part of my DNA, is a brand (or tare) is not likely I erased, such as Colombian or Xaverian, so consider more than necessary to remove this so that the unwary reader knows at once who you are getting and the way to the network have a corner "diminutive" in which there is a hint of what living in these parts.

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