I do not know how long I'm on Twitter and of course I know a hoot, and obviously am not one of those thoroughbred professionals who were already Whimbrel they invented the popular platform of the bird. I do not care to assess my "performance" cientocuarentacaracterólogo, probably because for every person that I "still", five out running, in which I have already experienced since the end of the writing in this blog has taught me that for each paragraph I make, on average, 3 madrasahs.
However, the time spent reading @ 's #' s me allowed to know certain twitter profiles abound, especially in Colombia. Thus through this text will begin to proclaim as Social Media Expert (SME), because after writing this fully fulfill the three requirements to be one of them in Colombia: the first is self-labeled as such, the second platitudes that and last but not least, keep decalogues editor at heart.
Without further ado, here I found the profiles (obviously, to consolidate and EMS, will be 10):
1. Celebrity Creole Knowing full well that the TV does turn capriciously ragamuffin star any fine-featured, 140 characters are more than sufficient to clear the mental limitation that ensures the reputation, which can erode slightly if it goes against the outrage trilled with the twitter that day. However, and despite a couple of lines are evident a brain smaller than a peanut, celebrities always have thousands of followers.
2. Cartoonist: What is clear to the presence of cartoonists on Twitter, is that a single drawing with a few more bullets enough for them, everything else left over. With their songs never tire to tire, also demonstrating that their interaction with something more alive than a sheet and a pencil, as beings reveals that the same Mussolini fascists. They themselves are a caricature.
3. lizards Club: As internet is the ideal medium to achieve the feeling of no longer being anonymous, the best way to make some mention is that everything will be copied trine Daniel Samper Ospina or a celebrity twitter. If they said they think it deserves to be tweeted, the lizard will be rewarded with a fleeting appearance in a timeline reading, which moves at the speed where another lizard displayed in search of a Retweet, ie in 0.5 seconds
4. Community manager: Fresh from college, university or even as most of these characters are responsible for giving voice to a company or brand. They take very seriously the theory they have learned, under which brands should engage with your audience, listen and participate in discussions in a close, so much so that the community managers end up managing such accounts as if they were drinking beer in shop across the street. That when they confuse their personal account of his work and going a madrazo then have no reasons and if not erasing the trill that a hunter will already have rabbits caught in a snapshot impression.
5. Social media Expert: Follow all is the watchword. Once you've followed all the human or robot who is on Twitter, fans will ensure a percentage of free and friendly formula that followback (follow those who follow them no matter who they are or what they say). With several thousand fans as collateral, these characters come to organize talks and workshops of platitudes, which also speak of rules and decalogues legitimize them charge several thousands of pesos to the unwary who fall into their social-networking.
6. The daily routine: His main interest is to tell the world that was just burned to a pope, who is with wet feet because of the rain, the beans that have ingested the boarding in the bathroom or Germain the man is so funny, so without further ado, without further processing and as expressed here.
7. The hacked: Blessed be the hacker, because thanks to that dark character saying you can ride anything and then blame the ghost interference in the account. Argued that the defense minister when he made a mistake, journalist Ricardo Orrego when it confirmed the death of Alfonso Cano Candela or black when he killed Joe Arroyo. Say what you want you will always blame the hacker, who apparently already had access to the brain.
8. Instant Expert: If there are demonstrations in Egypt, they will become experts in the country and talk day and night in its history, politics and economics, and rebuked everyone who does not know as much as them. They are fast readers Wikipedia and kicked out fun facts such information every minute.
9. kits Hunter: His life is intended to correct, and if you bug hunters in the films, in Twitter are those who are always careful that someone does not have the spelling Rufino José Cuervo or say something stupid. Bears witness to every mistake and if they were, sent to the stake the authors of the error.
10. politician: The SME (like me) say that current policy is vital to have a presence on networks social. Therefore, candidates for any elective office begin to transcribe speech segmented into 140-character messages. Like celebrities, the overwhelming use of Twitter shows that for a politician the only requirement is not having gone through the primary, easily verifiable property with a visit to the account of the chairman.
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